I used to follow a blog that was called "Overheard in the Office," or some such. (Oh, hey, here it is.) I found it mostly funny - sometimes a bit crude - but I always found myself thinking "I must work with the most boring people in the world." Well, I work in the finance division of Megabank - that probably makes sense.
Then today, coming back from lunch, I heard "it's only sodomy if - "
Figuring I must have misheard, I inserted myself into the conversation, to have it repeated to me. It was "it's only sodomy if you have to say 'hey, doc, how are you doing that with both hands on my shoulder.' "
Oooookay. Apparently, they're having all the interesting conversations when I'm not listening.